Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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