I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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