I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
handjob tips. give me some.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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