awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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