are you so shy because you have an std?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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