I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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