It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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