There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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