This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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