office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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