Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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