You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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