i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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