I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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