just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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