Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I bet he comes in French.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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