Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I will be naked everywhere
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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