Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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