Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just found puke in my bra..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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