Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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