As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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