I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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