She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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