Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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