yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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