so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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