omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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