brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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