I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
