that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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