Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's blow job season.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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