Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pants are for mortals
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
