Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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