belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I enjoy the company of your penis
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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