You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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