I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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