im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize