Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
