So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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