why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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