sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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