well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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