So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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