Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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