there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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