I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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