my mouth tastes like poor choices
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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