I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she told me i tasted like america
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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