Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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