But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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