I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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