I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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