well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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