I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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