If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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