Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Quick, to the slutcave!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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