i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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