If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
